A large coffee table book entitled 'Mondo Freaks,' with photos of various human freaks of nature including a guy who's just a head and a guy with three penises. Larry badgers him but Ted won't give in, so Larry changes course and asks that he be able to invite his driver inside to the party so he doesn't have to wait alone in the car (4).

By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform.When they arrive at the party, Larry is concerned that Charlie will be bored waiting, but Charlie insists he'll be fine: it's his job to wait.

As the two of them laugh loudly over the photos, Charlie the driver stumbles into the room, plastered.Impatient, McEnroe gets out to look for Larry and an Italian family climbs into the limo, thinking it's theirs. First Larry hates the bow tie for some reason even though he loved the private detectives bow tie so much in a previous episode that he decided to wear one himself.

As he drives, Larry won't stop talking, firing away questions about being shy (7), ping pong (8), gardening (9) and the frequency of married sex (10), much to McEnroe's dismay. They continue on to the concert and Larry talks McEnroe into taking him to the VIP pre-party - along with the Freak Book, which McEnroe loves. Furious no one will switch places, Larry storms out, taking the limo: "If you don't want to be buried next to me when you're dead, I can assume you don't want to be next to me when you're alive!Larry's birthday gift to Ted Danson, the coffee table book "Mondo Freaks," gets him in trouble with all he shows it to: Ted, the limo driver, tennis star John McEnroe, a group of random mour. With Charlie too drunk to drive, Larry and Cheryl drive him home to a depressing house where his wheelchair-bound wife greets them screaming at the door -- with her aging father shouting in the background. Larry claims he once drove a limo and Ted, thinking he's ascertained the root of Larry's fixation with the bartender's attire, demands to know if he had to wear a bow tie.